I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.


+gifset +oitnb +THIS HURT ME ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL +I HATE THIS SHOW
Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation


shortylego:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

This site is literally the worst.

shortylego:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

This site is literally the worst.


ducktheripper:

"Why isn’t this a real thing?"

image


madlori:

toelsweyr:

fyi the post that’s going around captioned “emma watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats” (or any variation thereof) of her showing her breasts isn’t real

it’s a photoshop of this picture she did for mariano vivanco and by reblogging that post you’re violating her just as much as the rest of the creeps threatening to release nude pictures of her

thanks, bye

Oh man this is really good to know.


i-dontknow-ok:

ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE hOLY GOD


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