veeoneeye:

chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

this is important.


 

 


I got my English teacher to tell the class “happy first day of Halloween” I feel accomplished


princeowl:

'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 



wendycorduroy:

Samira Wiley (x) and Danielle Brooks (x) on Instagram

In case you weren’t aware, these two have been best friends irl for 6 years and went to Julliard together.


+oitnb +that's all I needed to know

fwips:

cosplayers understand my point


flying-indigo-people-eater:

flying-indigo-people-eater:

one time in english our teacher was telling us about how a lot of shakespeare’s poems were about men and how shakespeare was bisexual and I whispered “shakesqueer” and my teacher lost it

this just came up on my dash and i was like “HEY YO ME TOO” and then I just


kosherqueer:

i’m actually a very chill person IRL like sometimes i only cry maybe once, twice a day



underbaeksthunderthighs:

ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash




lord-kitschener:

grumpyguns:

squidowlrobot:

the-tonberry:

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

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I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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+I need these +video

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.


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