one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
this is important.
I got my English teacher to tell the class “happy first day of Halloween” I feel accomplished
'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does
one time in english our teacher was telling us about how a lot of shakespeare’s poems were about men and how shakespeare was bisexual and I whispered “shakesqueer” and my teacher lost it
this just came up on my dash and i was like “HEY YO ME TOO” and then I just
i’m actually a very chill person IRL like sometimes i only cry maybe once, twice a day
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.